We're back "home" (I'm using quote marks because I don't feel like we really have a home yet... we're still living with Vernon's brother) from our Christmas holiday. Before leaving my mother's, I left this as her new incoming message on her answering machine:
Hi. You have reached Anita's Whorehouse... where the service is so nice, you'll want to come twice. No pun intended. Just kidding. It was. Leave a message.
Remember Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar) from The Wonder Years? Well, this is what her husband, Mike Verta, had to say about Danica giving birth naturally: “Ladies, I’m not saying you’re ‘less than’ if you walk into the delivery room and ask for an entire pharmacy of drugs and an epidural. I’m just saying watching Danica go all cave-woman and do it without a single cc of help was pretty damn cool, that’s all."
Isn't that sweet?