If you have hemorrhoids, stick a raw potato up your butthole because that will help get rid of them. I am not making this stuff up, people. So, I'm just saying... store this in your memory somewhere in case you should ever need this sort of information. Something I wish I would have known 8 years ago, if you know what I'm saying. (If you don't know what I'm saying, I'll translate: I'm saying that I had hemorrhoids.)
Also, someone said that Raw Apple Cider Vinegar helps with their UTIs (I had mentioned it originally as helping with breast infections).
Now, once again, Peace:
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WAIT FOR IT.....MASHED POTATOES PEOPLE! MASHED POTATOES!!!
In one word, would I do dope? Nope.
Who ARE you people???
I don't understand!!! P.S. I'm supposed to be the only nonsensical one here.
You are the weakest link, goodbye. Just kidding.
So confused.
Ocean's birthday is in 3 days!!!
I love that you softened up that post with a sweet picture of dear little Peace. Cannot wait to pull out the potato factoid at my next dinner party. Thank you for that.
P.S. You have the most unique(?) commenters of any blog I've ever read.
My wife comes up to me wanting to know if she can get a job, and I was like: "I got a job for you right here," this zipper's been broken for weeks, I've had to use a safety pin. That is my tip for the week.
Okay.
I have heard that potatoes have healing qualities for hemmoroids before, but I DON'T THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO JUST PUT IT UP YOUR BUTT!!!
Here's my rationale - when you are talking about anything to do with your butt in the world of sexytimes, you are ALWAYS instructed to never put anything in your anus that doesn't have a flared end, because things can get lost up there. With your vagina, there is only so far it can go, but with your butt that isn't the case.
So……I think maybe you could grate some potato and put it on there and wear a pad or something, or maybe even insert a small bit of grated potato. However, I would NOT PUT A PIECE OF POTATO IN MY BUTT. I'm capitalizing because this is an important PSA.
You should update your blog with this for people who don't read the comments. :)
My 3 homebirth midwives with a combined number years experience exceeding 70, all recommend the potato. Amongst them pesronally they've birthed 14 children, so I'm sure they are speaking from personal experience, as well as experiences of mothers they've worked with. What you do is cut a raw potato in the shape of a suppository, insert it before bed, and poop it out in the morning. The potato will help the hemmroid deflate.
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