Thursday, February 11, 2010

Coconut Oil is the Best Natural Lubricant Ever!

In my attempt to have no chemicals enter my body whatsoever (except for when they do), we have started using coconut oil as a lubricant when we have sex. Is this too much information? You know what? I don't care. Coconut oil is awesome. If any of you out there are breastfeeding, you all know how important it is to have a a good lubricant. Am I right people?

It still hurts when I pee after we have sex, and I'm not sure what that can be attributed to. But I'm almost certain that it can be remedied by: 1) doing more kegels, or 2) not having sex and giving more hand jobs (Hi, Mom!).

Anyway, the only downfall to this whole coconut oil / lube thing is that Vernon gets a boner every time we use coconut oil for cooking. (Hi, Vernon! I'm kidding... right?)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pavlov at its finest and most fun ;)

bethany said...

your "too much information" blogs are my absolute favorite.

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