Sunday, April 3, 2011

Poop

I was reading about the GAPS diet lately (a specialized diet done to reduce food allergies), and I came across this poop chart:
























It said that, ideally, our poops should be either Type 3 or Type 4 (optimally, closer to Type 4).

I had always kind of wondered if my family would benefit from being gluten-free or dairy-free... because it seems like that (along with amber necklaces and baby legs) is what all the cool kids are doing now-a-days. Am I right here, people?

But when I looked at this poop chart, I realized we must be doing alright because my family has AMAZING poops. We are all (actually, strike that, because I don't really know what Vern's poops look like) a Type 3 or 4 family. (If you're suffering from a food allergy, chances are your poops look like Type 6 or 7.) So, why mess with something that's not broken, right?

Also, remember that today is Treasure Mapping day. Make a Treasure Map (click here for tips on how to make one)... because if you don't know where you're going in life, then how are you ever going to get there?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS???

Goofy Mama said...

I don't understand where you're going with this, Anonymous.

Anonymous said...

This post proved once and for all: Goofy Mama is not for the squeamish.

Anonymous said...

I DID A #7 INTO MY BUDDIES' SHOES...

Anonymous said...

HE WAS LIKE WHAT THE F, AND I SAID, APRIL FOOLS, AND HE SAID IT IS APRIL 2ND.

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