I was reading about the GAPS diet lately (a specialized diet done to reduce food allergies), and I came across this poop chart:
It said that, ideally, our poops should be either Type 3 or Type 4 (optimally, closer to Type 4).
I had always kind of wondered if my family would benefit from being gluten-free or dairy-free... because it seems like that (along with amber necklaces and baby legs) is what all the cool kids are doing now-a-days. Am I right here, people?
But when I looked at this poop chart, I realized we must be doing alright because my family has AMAZING poops. We are all (actually, strike that, because I don't really know what Vern's poops look like) a Type 3 or 4 family. (If you're suffering from a food allergy, chances are your poops look like Type 6 or 7.) So, why mess with something that's not broken, right?
Also, remember that today is Treasure Mapping day. Make a Treasure Map (click here for tips on how to make one)... because if you don't know where you're going in life, then how are you ever going to get there?


5 comments:
DON'T YOU HATE PANTS???
I don't understand where you're going with this, Anonymous.
This post proved once and for all: Goofy Mama is not for the squeamish.
I DID A #7 INTO MY BUDDIES' SHOES...
HE WAS LIKE WHAT THE F, AND I SAID, APRIL FOOLS, AND HE SAID IT IS APRIL 2ND.
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