There are certain talking points that I gravitate toward when in social situations, and I do my best to insert them into the conversation whenever possible. They are:
1. "Vernon had to give a pelvic exam when he was in chiropractic college. Isn't that weird?"
2. "I met Michael Moore at a church in New York City once. He's Catholic, you know."
3. "My wrist bones are so big." (Show person my wrist.) "See... look."
4. "I got these jeans for only $1 at the thrift store."
I guess they really aren't talking points though, because the conversation tends to end after I say them.