Talking Points

There are certain talking points that I gravitate toward when in social situations, and I do my best to insert them into the conversation whenever possible. They are:

1. "Vernon had to give a pelvic exam when he was in chiropractic college. Isn't that weird?"

2. "I met Michael Moore at a church in New York City once. He's Catholic, you know."

3. "My wrist bones are so big." (Show person my wrist.) "See... look."

4. "I got these jeans for only $1 at the thrift store."

I guess they really aren't talking points though, because the conversation tends to end after I say them.