You Write The Caption Contest!

I used to do art shows, I don't anymore, so now I have a bunch of inventory that I don't know what to do with. Until now!

I've decided to hold a You Write the Caption Contest where the prize will be a signed 5x7 photograph (matted to 8x10) from my collection mailed to you! (If you win, I will have you e-mail your mailing address to me privately so I can mail it to you.) Just enter your caption to the following photo in the Comment section, I will pick a winner, and the winner shall win the amazing aforementioned prize! (If, for some reason, you're not able to use the comment section, you e-mail your caption to goofymama@hotmail.com)

Ready? Here's the photo:

Good luck! The contest ends on April 26.

And, just to give you an idea of my sense of humor, here are some things that I find funny:

1) Bob Saget, Sarah Silverman, and Norm MacDonald.
2) The thought of a little boy riding a big school bus all my himself.
3) Farts.
4) This joke: A guy with a giant orange head walks into a bar. The bartender says, "How did you get that giant orange head?" The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, 'I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire... what is your first wish?' I said, 'I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend. Then he said, 'What is your second wish?' I said, 'I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with'. The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous woman who immediately loved me. Then the genie said, 'And what is your third wish?'... and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, 'I would like a giant orange head.'"