Last night I was acting goofy, and I was doing this dance in front of Vern that was kind of a cross between something Elaine Benes and Borat might do.
"Do you think this is sexy," I said to Vern, in a mock-serious tone.
"Yeah," he replied, straight-faced.
And the clincher here is that I think he was serious.
I should break that dance out more often.