I went to Once Upon a Child yesterday (a store that buys and sells gently used kids items... I got $12! Woohoo!).
Anyway, while I was there, I saw this:
They're called Walking Wings, and they look like this when you use them:
Seriously, mainstreamers, I know you like to have all the latest baby gadgets and everything under the sun... but, REALLY? Walking wings? Because your baby needs help... learning how to walk? Really?
Once Upon a Child also had about 20 Baby Bjorn baby carriers and Snugli's for sale, and zero of the REAL baby slings for sale (like the Moby, Ergo, Mei Tei, and the like). I mean, sure, I have to give people props for wearing their babies in the first place... but I just feel bad because people don't realize that the Baby Bjorn IS INSANELY BAD FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF YOUR BABY'S SPINE!
Also in Once Upon a Child, there was an entire back wall that Fischer Price threw up on. It was amazing.