Soapbox Sunday - Aspartame

Aspartame is the anti-Christ. Nobody in their right mind should be consuming the stuff and the FDA should not allow it to be put into food and sold in stores. There are more bad reactions from aspartame reported to the FDA than any other food additive combined. There are over 92 side affects associated with aspartame consumption.

So, foods you're going to want to avoid are: DIET SOFT DRINKS (mother), Nutrasweet, puddings, Jell-O, Kool-Aid, breath mints... just check the label, and please, please, please avoid aspartame BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU! And it will probably make you FAT in the process as well, so don't think that by drinking DIET Coke that you are choosing the healthy alternative, by any means.

My mom is slowing killing herself with her Diet Coke habit, and she doesn't even care. I show her all the research, and, of course she already knows about it, because everybody KNOWS by now that aspartame is the anti-Christ, but SHE DOESN'T CARE! She loves her Diet Coke, because Diet Coke is a drug and she is addicted to it.

(Oh, and by the way, feel free to substitued the words... splenda, sucralose, saccharin, or acesulfame for aspartame and apply the same meaning to them all. And the meaning is: THEY ALL SUCK!)