6) My husband is better at getting Peace to sleep at night than I am.
7) Lately, I think that I have been overusing the phrase, "in the entire history of the universe." That is really the type of phrase that should have limited use, so as to maintain its effectiveness.
8) I'd like to take some hot-throb pictures of my husband (you know, like the kind that Zac Efron does). That way, if I ever wonder about my life, I can always say, "Well, at least I have a hot husband." I would do the same for him, but I think that if I tried to look sexy, the pictures would just end up looking sarcastic.
9) Sometimes I use the handicap accessible restroom just because I like to have more space.
10) One of my boobs is noticeably larger than the other.
11) We are moving in 12 days.
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4 comments:
I've never noticed your boobs being different sizes and I totally get you about looking sarcastic instead of sexy.
stop talking about moving away. it makes me sad.
I figure that when I have a kid hanging on my arm and screaming about how he doesn't need to use the bathroom (because he's only been jumping up and down and holding his crotch for 15 minutes) I really AM disabled at that point, and I never feel bad for using the handicapped restroom.
I always use the handicap restroom if nobody else is around. Especially with kids.
Sarcastic is sexy, seriously take the pictures!
I always use the third stall, if there is a third stall.
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