Texting

Since Vern has been working a lot, we've been keeping in contact by texting. I don't have a cell phone (I know! Who needs one, right?), but I am able to send him texts via my e-mail.

So, I send him messages like:

"Put that cell phone down. It's giving you cancer."

and

"No sex tonight. I just got my period. Sorry."

And he writes back with messages such as:

"Do we need bread?"

and

"My penis is not on its period."

(Just kidding. He didn't write that last one... he just said it out loud when he got home.)