Not Washing My Hair - Day 5 (plus some other stuff)

Day 5:

We went to a Halloween party the other night, and Vern was so happy because someone finally knew why he was wearing a shoe on his ear (he has worn this costume before):

Meanwhile, I am wearing this cow costume that I said I would never wear because it makes it look like I have four penises, but I'm wearing it anyway because the invitation said to "PLEASE DRESS UP" and it was the only thing I had to dress up in (I had bought it for $1 at a thrift store a couple weeks prior and didn't realize what it looked like until I put it on at home):

Now, before I go on to post this next picture, I want you to get the idea of the four penises out of your head, and just think of them for what they are: udders. Got it? Because here it is:

When we got home from the Halloween party and are getting out of the car... Vern with his shoe-ear, me as the cow, and the kids dressed up as Super Girl, Mario, and Eeyore, respectively... Two grown men are walking down the street and one says to me, "Went to a Halloween party?"

And I said, "No."

True story.