I just took a shower a couple of hours ago and I stink already. I don't know if it's the nursing hormones, the temperature changes in going from a warm indoor environment to a cold outdoor one, or the inability of my good all-natural deodorant to do anything productive. I shower much less than I should already, not that it matters any, apparently.
When I went to my mom's place over Christmas, I come in from the 3-1/2 hour car ride and basically the first thing that my mother says to me is that I stink and that I should go take a shower. And Vernon says the same thing. So, I go take a shower. After the shower, I put on one of my mother's shirts because her bathroom is right off her closet, and I don't feel like going downstairs to get a fresh shirt of my own out of our luggage.
At the end of the night, I change into my pajamas, and put the shirt I borrowed from my mom in her bedroom. And my mom comes up to me shortly after, like she's making some sort of public service announcement or something, and says, "You know, that shirt you borrowed from me smelled like BO already." And I'm like, "What do you want me to do, Mom? I JUST showered, like you asked me to." (You'd think my mother could learn how to hold a thought in her head without saying it at some point in her life... that would be nice.)
So, here I am again today, already stinking within a couple hours of taking a shower.
Sorry, world. Sorry.
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