Pictures on the Toilet

When I was going to the bathroom today, and I said to Vernon, "Take a picture of me while I'm on the toilet."

He looked at me like I was kind of crazy, so I said, "We hardly have any pictures of me on the toilet. How am I supposed to know what I look like?"

He didn't get the camera.

(Here is the last picture that was taken of me on the toilet. It was at least 6 years ago.)

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