Lent - Day 6

I went to the Mall of America again today. While I was breathing in the taste of the new movies on the 4th floor, I noticed Shia LaBeouf in a poster for the new Wall Street. He was sitting there, acting like he was all grown up. Shia LaBeouf acting like he's grown up is akin to me wear high heels and a fancy dress. Who are we trying to fool, Shia?

Today, I am thankful for this aqua shirt because I like how it brings out the blue in my eyes.

I'm holding my hand up against my face like that because I'm a big dork. (I don't need to find a more positive, Lenten version of saying the word dork because I love dorks, and I am proud to be one. I also love nerds, tools, and, occasionally, douche-bags.) I can't explain why I am holding my foot. There really is no explanation for that.

Note: You can also see what the haircut-that-nobody-ever-notices-that-I-got-my-hair-cut looks like. See... can't tell any difference, can you? It's the LAYERS, people! The LAYERS!

I am also thankful for this homemade deodorant that I've been using. Given my inability to take a shower on a regular basis, this stuff has actually been pretty amazing. It's equal parts coconut oil (like I really needed another use for coconut oil, right?), and shea butter, along with a little bit of baking soda and lavender essential oil thrown in. I love it.

Coconut Oil is the Best Natural Lubricant Ever!

In my attempt to have no chemicals enter my body whatsoever (except for when they do), we have started using coconut oil as a lubricant when we have sex. Is this too much information? You know what? I don't care. Coconut oil is awesome. If any of you out there are breastfeeding, you all know how important it is to have a a good lubricant. Am I right people?

It still hurts when I pee after we have sex, and I'm not sure what that can be attributed to. But I'm almost certain that it can be remedied by: 1) doing more kegels, or 2) not having sex and giving more hand jobs (Hi, Mom!).

Anyway, the only downfall to this whole coconut oil / lube thing is that Vernon gets a boner every time we use coconut oil for cooking. (Hi, Vernon! I'm kidding... right?)