Belly Button Lint

Here's an informal poll: Does your husband's belly button have lint it it? Go check. Let me know.

Vern's belly button has lint in it 95% of the time. I don't know how it does this. Why is it so good at collecting lint? I don't get it.

I love picking lint out of his belly button.

It's like opening up a present on Christmas Day when I lift up his shirt to see if there is lint collected in his belly button. I am usually never disappointed because the lint is almost always there. (Of course, this is assuming I hadn't just checked it and picked it an hour ago.)

Back when I was doing art shows with my photography, I used to sell this photograph:

One person bought a copy of it once.