Father's Day + Sperm

Yesterday, at the dinner table (do you guys say that too? Dinner table?), Vern was telling the kids that instead of buying him a present for Father's Day, he would like them to each pick out a food and make that food for him.

ME: So you will be creating something for Dad, just like how Dad created each one of you. Out of his sperm.

(Eyerolls)

ME: Except, this will taste better because you wouldn't want to eat sperm.

(More eyerolls)

ME: Although, some people DO like to eat sperm.

VERN: Ooo-kay.  I think that's enough. I'd like to go just one meal where Mom doesn't talk about sperm. That's what I'd like for Father's Day.

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I took this picture myself. Macro lens.