Pen-ish-ands

There's this improv game called Blind Line. It's where people right down silly lines, and the people doing the improv have to work those lines into the skit. Lines like:

Where's the beef?
It smells in here.
I feel like chicken tonight.

Or, if you're me, you write something like:

My name is Edward Penishands.

So, Vern and I were playing this game with my grandma several, several years ago (back when she was alive, of course, because you can't play this game with a dead person, believe me, we've tried) and she had the line that read: My name is Edward Penishands.

But, instead of pronouncing it: Edward Penis-Hands, as she should have done, she said:

Edward Pen-ish-ands.

Oh, I laugh about this whenever I think of it. We have this on video and were re-watching it the other day. It's so funny.

She also got a clue (which I wrote, thank you very much) that said:

I have my x-ray goggles on and I can see your penis.

But instead of saying that, she said:

I have my x-ray goggles and and I can see your... ALLISON!